You could have been something junior.
February/25/2006 04:51 PM
Mr. President,
Jezus junior you are having another bad month. It’s a bear when you can’t control the world’s press as easily as you manipulate ours. And lots of roosters are coming home to crap on your front lawn. Your disaster recovery efforts all seem to follow the same game plan.
You have had so many disasters, I have been able to see the pattern and I can tell what phase of disaster recovery you are in by the phrases used on the front pages of the papers. When the crisis "...." first breaks out, FOX-type channels minimize and often do not even mention .... Instead TV Programming of stations like FOX, highlight police car chases, plane arrivals of notorious people, missing pretty white girls and they spend considerable time on new ways food can hurt you. The pretty dazzling red white and blue graphics are especially useful to mesmerize older people.
First Phase:
“Bush was caught off guard by …”
“He was surprised by …, “
“Didn’t know of….”
“Bush ignorant of …”
“Even Republicans …”
Second Phase:
Somewhere after acknowledging a problem exists the headlines change to :
“Bush was led to believe …”
This is followed by timed TV appearances where you are described as “visibly irate” “Visibly agitated …” Visibly moved by …”Visibly upset by …
Headlines announce this phrase with:
“Bush is very concerned about …
“Bush understands …”
“No one could have imagined that …”
If this stage is close to the weekend:
Phone lines are burned off the poles with calls to NBC, ABC, CBS and definitely FOX to get your overused “Sunday Morning Talk Commando ”team in place (SMTC,) and on the shows, each commando is equipped with a very narrow list of talking points and stealth strategies designed to change subjects and deflecting blame if the interviewer persists to stay on track.
The SMTSC team inserts confusing facts, refutes "allegations" and declares anything said by anyone in the Democratic party as “simply partisan politics. “
Somewhere in here jackals like White House aides, Hannity, O'Riley and Limbaugh come on the scene and make up "facts", take words out of context, and "swift boat" as much as possible to kill off any possible criticism of your administration's handling of the crisis at hand.
They often use the "patriotism" card and say “Worrying about …. brings comfort to the terrorists. “to deter anyone who wants reasons or details.
Comments are deflected as far back as necessary, preferably blaming Clinton as much as possible, no matter how far the stretch. When the crisis "...."first happens, TV Programming of stations like FOX minimizes the issue "...." and instead highlight police car chases, plane arrivals of notorious people, missing pretty white girls and they spend considerable time on new ways food can hurt you.
Third Phase:
The management of the news cycle changes from “acknowledge” and “confuse/deflect /defame.” It’s time to show how on-top of it you are. The propaganda emphasizes as much as possible that you are “not in a bubble”. This is the time to end all future discussion because you have handled it, so the headlines become :
"Bush has made his views on … ."
“Bush will ask for committee to investigate,,,”,
“President resolute to …”
"It's going to take a long time to ..."
Now you think you are done and ready for the next one, but it is not really over junior. People remember and are taking notice.
Maybe you shouldn’t have run your presidency like a non-stop political campaign junior.
If you had an agenda with some substance and a different cabinet. You might have been something junior. But you couldn't help it and unfortunately, your choice of cabinet members, your insecurities and alcohol-addled brain definitely worked against you.
From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: February 25, 2006 6:15:47 PM CST
To: guzmatom@mac.com
On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.
Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House is
unable to respond to every message, and therefore this response
is an autoreply.
Thank you again for taking the time to write.
Jezus junior you are having another bad month. It’s a bear when you can’t control the world’s press as easily as you manipulate ours. And lots of roosters are coming home to crap on your front lawn. Your disaster recovery efforts all seem to follow the same game plan.
You have had so many disasters, I have been able to see the pattern and I can tell what phase of disaster recovery you are in by the phrases used on the front pages of the papers. When the crisis "...." first breaks out, FOX-type channels minimize and often do not even mention .... Instead TV Programming of stations like FOX, highlight police car chases, plane arrivals of notorious people, missing pretty white girls and they spend considerable time on new ways food can hurt you. The pretty dazzling red white and blue graphics are especially useful to mesmerize older people.
First Phase:
“Bush was caught off guard by …”
“He was surprised by …, “
“Didn’t know of….”
“Bush ignorant of …”
“Even Republicans …”
Second Phase:
Somewhere after acknowledging a problem exists the headlines change to :
“Bush was led to believe …”
This is followed by timed TV appearances where you are described as “visibly irate” “Visibly agitated …” Visibly moved by …”Visibly upset by …
Headlines announce this phrase with:
“Bush is very concerned about …
“Bush understands …”
“No one could have imagined that …”
If this stage is close to the weekend:
Phone lines are burned off the poles with calls to NBC, ABC, CBS and definitely FOX to get your overused “Sunday Morning Talk Commando ”team in place (SMTC,) and on the shows, each commando is equipped with a very narrow list of talking points and stealth strategies designed to change subjects and deflecting blame if the interviewer persists to stay on track.
The SMTSC team inserts confusing facts, refutes "allegations" and declares anything said by anyone in the Democratic party as “simply partisan politics. “
Somewhere in here jackals like White House aides, Hannity, O'Riley and Limbaugh come on the scene and make up "facts", take words out of context, and "swift boat" as much as possible to kill off any possible criticism of your administration's handling of the crisis at hand.
They often use the "patriotism" card and say “Worrying about …. brings comfort to the terrorists. “to deter anyone who wants reasons or details.
Comments are deflected as far back as necessary, preferably blaming Clinton as much as possible, no matter how far the stretch. When the crisis "...."first happens, TV Programming of stations like FOX minimizes the issue "...." and instead highlight police car chases, plane arrivals of notorious people, missing pretty white girls and they spend considerable time on new ways food can hurt you.
Third Phase:
The management of the news cycle changes from “acknowledge” and “confuse/deflect /defame.” It’s time to show how on-top of it you are. The propaganda emphasizes as much as possible that you are “not in a bubble”. This is the time to end all future discussion because you have handled it, so the headlines become :
"Bush has made his views on … ."
“Bush will ask for committee to investigate,,,”,
“President resolute to …”
"It's going to take a long time to ..."
Now you think you are done and ready for the next one, but it is not really over junior. People remember and are taking notice.
Maybe you shouldn’t have run your presidency like a non-stop political campaign junior.
If you had an agenda with some substance and a different cabinet. You might have been something junior. But you couldn't help it and unfortunately, your choice of cabinet members, your insecurities and alcohol-addled brain definitely worked against you.
From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: February 25, 2006 6:15:47 PM CST
To: guzmatom@mac.com
On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.
Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House is
unable to respond to every message, and therefore this response
is an autoreply.
Thank you again for taking the time to write.