It's Tough Being Your Friend.
February/06/2006 12:44 AM
Mr.
President,
Hugo is running for re-election and he doesn't like you very much junior. It seems that people who use you as a punching bag seem to win their elections. "Hearts and Minds" are being lost junior, all around the world. I know you are against cloning but you are going to need an army of Karen Hughes's and billions of dollars to counter the "Bush Effect".
And it seems like anyone who agrees with you or even works with you gets shot or killed like Hala Jaber, the Sunni tribal leader who was murdered in the Iraqi city of Ramadi a day after taking part in talks with American and Iraqi officials
Sheikh Nasser Kareem al-Fahdawi, head of the al-Bu Fahad tribe and a physics professor at Anbar University, were also shot by insurgents opposed to the talks in late December.
So people around the world who work with you are on a "hit" list. And those who work against you become very popular and even get elected president.
You tell Americans not to fear globalization yet you would be the last person that could do it because many nations would rather work with your enemies unless you offer them bribes and/or weapon systems.
Hey junior, if you use your appointee George Deutsch as an example of the kind of person you want to be in charge of NASA scientists' communications, you might as well start making Chinese the preferred language for all manufacturing and pharmaceutical companies. Because the way you continue to value loyalty over competence these dander-heads will doom any plan to improve science and math in this country. You might as well say, "You’re doing a good job Georgie."
And just think of what might be happening with the CIA, FDA, USDA, FBI, CDC, and all the other three-letter government bureaus full of incompetent loyalists like Brownie, and Deutsch. Boy do I feel safe now.
Tell Alberto to use the standard "Rove-attack-and-divert-attention" method, as much as he can next week. Maybe you can get a "bounce" from those sheep that support you. Hello, NSA hello NSA, can you hear me now. Testing 1.2.3. Let me get you started, or at least add to the file. I am a Gemini and my favorite dessert is pie.
As of 3:03 a.m. CST I have not received the standard automated response from the White House.
Hugo is running for re-election and he doesn't like you very much junior. It seems that people who use you as a punching bag seem to win their elections. "Hearts and Minds" are being lost junior, all around the world. I know you are against cloning but you are going to need an army of Karen Hughes's and billions of dollars to counter the "Bush Effect".
And it seems like anyone who agrees with you or even works with you gets shot or killed like Hala Jaber, the Sunni tribal leader who was murdered in the Iraqi city of Ramadi a day after taking part in talks with American and Iraqi officials
Sheikh Nasser Kareem al-Fahdawi, head of the al-Bu Fahad tribe and a physics professor at Anbar University, were also shot by insurgents opposed to the talks in late December.
So people around the world who work with you are on a "hit" list. And those who work against you become very popular and even get elected president.
You tell Americans not to fear globalization yet you would be the last person that could do it because many nations would rather work with your enemies unless you offer them bribes and/or weapon systems.
Hey junior, if you use your appointee George Deutsch as an example of the kind of person you want to be in charge of NASA scientists' communications, you might as well start making Chinese the preferred language for all manufacturing and pharmaceutical companies. Because the way you continue to value loyalty over competence these dander-heads will doom any plan to improve science and math in this country. You might as well say, "You’re doing a good job Georgie."
And just think of what might be happening with the CIA, FDA, USDA, FBI, CDC, and all the other three-letter government bureaus full of incompetent loyalists like Brownie, and Deutsch. Boy do I feel safe now.
Tell Alberto to use the standard "Rove-attack-and-divert-attention" method, as much as he can next week. Maybe you can get a "bounce" from those sheep that support you. Hello, NSA hello NSA, can you hear me now. Testing 1.2.3. Let me get you started, or at least add to the file. I am a Gemini and my favorite dessert is pie.
As of 3:03 a.m. CST I have not received the standard automated response from the White House.