Feb 2006

Gonzo is sweating junior.

Mr. President,

Your boy Gonzo has done what he could, but I don't think he is believable.  He is sweating under the lights and those Democrats seem prepared. I never saw someone tap dance so much while he was sitting down before. Reminds me of one of those dancing Cossacks.  You know the ones that kick their legs in and out while they are in a sitting position. 

Gonzo doesn't have a communications receiver under his suit like you did during the debates. You think you can get him one? 

You seem to have a lot of faith in technology junior. It seems to your favorite topical ointment to put on any large problems. It will take care of global warming; it will take care of dependence on foreign oil suppliers.  It will take us to Mars, clean up the environment, reduce power plant emissions, improve car gas mileage, and clean up polluted rivers and lakes.  It will protect our country from missile attacks. 
But you can't walk the talk junior. 

None of these things have moved beyond your "talking" stage. Maybe you can get your "Intelligent Design" buddies to work on a solution.  
Or you can continue to sit back and let "market forces" and a "free market" take care of everything by itself.  
Did I forget any of your other trite tried-and-untrue solutions?  

Remember Poplar Bluff, Missouri junior. Just in case you don't videotape remembers everything, like when you said; "Ob Gyn's are not able to practice their love for women all across this country." 
I guess Dr. Charles Momah took you seriously but unfortunately Dr. Chuck "practiced his love for his patients" until they caught him and he was sentenced to 20 years on two counts of rape and two counts of indecent liberties with patients in Seattle. 


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Date: February 6, 2006 8:36:46 PM CST
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