Mr. President,
When you went before the public in Chicago back in 2003 and discussed the Valerie Plame outing, you said You wanted to know who is leaking secrets. You also said they would pay for their actions.

Since you knew at the time you had authorized that leak, did you returned to your office and give yourself a stern warning? At best you are a liar, at worst you look like a traitor for outing a CIA spy. President George Bush, "Chief Leaker in Charge"

Every week it's a new disaster, a new embarrasement for you and your team at the White House. Another day another Bush lie is exposed. You have made many left-wing bloggers look like God-damned geniuses. Rght-wing pundits are getting weary of saying "it's just another partisan attack from left-wing media.

How many more body blows can you take before you restart your liquor and cocaine habit? Your cabinet is described as the "Katrina Administration." You have reached the height of incompetence; one would say your administration is the "Brownie " of our times.



At least you have made it to Broadway. A new play is opening in New York next week called "Stuff Happens."

Actors portray you, and your bubble-mates using real White House Cabinet member quotes for their dialogue. The actors who portray you and your staff are all on stage surrounded by the audience. Powell, "locked and seriously loaded Cheney," Rummy, Lap dog Blair and Chavez's girlfriend, Condi are all in The Public Theater production of "Stuff Happens." Powell is cast as the public conscience; you can imagine how you must appear as your quotes are read in a time line fashon.


Incidentally did you send Colin Powell a birthday card? He must feel relieved, vindicated, but sad. Didn't Powell say "if you break it you buy it?" But, you don't intend to fix Iraq and we all know that. The Iraqis are beginning to know that, and The Arab nations know that too. But, Haliburton sure got a helluva contract and that's what counts to the stockholders like Cheney.


From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: April 7, 2006 8:36:01 PM CDT
To: guzmatom@mac.com

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