Did Osama make a carrier landing?


Why did you changed your tune from mission accomplished to "wait 20 years and then you'll see a democratic Iraq?" Only a loser says "just wait till tomorrow." It doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
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Iraq needs something more substantial that hard looks from Condi. You need to have a serious heart to heart, come-to-Jesus, ... ah, I mean a come-to Allah meeting with them. You should say, "listen Iraq you are a democracy because you voted, but you can't elect just anybody you want." "After all we paid good money for these elections."


Venezuela wants to be invaded. He is planning on taking money out of the pockets of your richest benefactors, the oil companies.

Call the Iraq war a victory tomorrow. Then pull the troops out of Iraq and send them into Caracas.

You have already taken the steps to bogey out of Iraq. You told Arabian countries that they had to contribute money to Iraq if they want stability in the region while you quietly pulled a significant amount of U.S. funding out of Iraq.
It seems like "Operation Abandon Iraq"/ "Operation Iraqi Independence" is under way.


President Chavez from Venezuela is in trouble.
He is treating poor people in Mexico for free, messing in that country's elections. Chavez is selling low cost fuel oil to Americans in the north east and now he wants to cap the price of Venezuelan oil to $50/barrel! That is at least a $15/ barrel cut from what Amoco and Mobil are charging! He also recently took over two oil fields when they refused to acknowledge Venezuela's new rules.that give the state extensive control over oil production
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According to US sources, Venezuela holds 90% of the world's extra heavy crude oil deposits. Chavez also says he has 200 years worth of oil.

Chavez is messing with the forces of capitalism, he has crossed the line. The gods of capitalism and free trade are seriously offended, and retribution is required. This madman must be stopped at all costs!

If you hurry, you may get to him before his own people decide to do him in.

Venezuelan citizens are pretty pissed off when a bungled kidnapping resulted in the deaths of three teenage brothers. There is grief in Caracas, grief and rage against the authorities, who are blamed for rising crime.

Hugo may hate you so much he is not paying attention to what is happening at home.