Just like Vlad
May/01/06 11:22 PM
Mr. President,
Yeterday it all became clear to me. I was listing Vlamimir Putin's recent activities when I realized you are a Vladimir-wanna-be. Everything you have done now makes sense.
Putin has an iron fisted control of the Kremlin and the news media so you have placed bush-loyalists into key departments throughout the government such as the FDA, USDA, EPA, NASA, CDC, FBI, FCC, NSA, CIA, and Homeland Security.
To deal with the news media you have instilled many new guidelines including lie detector tests, loyalty oaths, of government workers. You also placed news journalists in jail, convited whistle blowers and severly limited access to journalists without serious consequences.
The Russian president has also limited the freedoms of the people in Russia. So you:
Vlaimir is not accountable to anyone else in his governemnt so it was only natural for you to issued 750 "signing statements," which negated all the laws Congress passed during your term in office, declaring that you have the power to set aside the laws when they conflict with your legal interpretation of the Constitution.
The attack on 9/11 was the best thing that could have happened while you were in office, because you have used it to justify everything you needed to crown yourself the first American emperor, a mirror image of Vladimir Putin, the Russia emperor.
Do svidanya buddy!
Yeterday it all became clear to me. I was listing Vlamimir Putin's recent activities when I realized you are a Vladimir-wanna-be. Everything you have done now makes sense.
- You realized you couldn't own any oil companies but you could sure curry their favor with a number of goodies such as:
- allowing them to participate in closed door energy policy meetings with Cheney.
- removing dividend taxes on their portfolios.
- providing a series of very favorable tax cuts for their executives.
- allowing them to drill on federal without any pressure to pay any land-use fees.
- removing their estate taxes for their children.
- providing them with billions of dollars in incentives.
Putin has an iron fisted control of the Kremlin and the news media so you have placed bush-loyalists into key departments throughout the government such as the FDA, USDA, EPA, NASA, CDC, FBI, FCC, NSA, CIA, and Homeland Security.
To deal with the news media you have instilled many new guidelines including lie detector tests, loyalty oaths, of government workers. You also placed news journalists in jail, convited whistle blowers and severly limited access to journalists without serious consequences.
The Russian president has also limited the freedoms of the people in Russia. So you:
- have eliminated the Geneva convention.
- refused captured suspects access to their lawyers.
- held prisoners indefinately without charging them with any crime.
- tortured suspects whenever you want.
- kidnapped or killed people anywhere in the world.
- sent suspects to foreign countries to be questioned and tortured.
- reclassified thousands of once public documents as "secret."
- have refused to turn over thousands of government documents using secrecy statutes.
- taped thousands of domestic phones illegally.
- have read American's e-mail without restraint.
- have monitored internet surfing of Americans without any warrants.
- refused to provide Congress with correct information on the real cost of Medicare prior to a congressional voting on the issue.
- refused Congressional oversight but rather told certain Republican Senate and House leaders about some of the government activities.
- viciously attacked, and sacked anyone who dared to challenge your actions; even outing covert spy Valerie Plame and undoing all her work tracking down weapons of mass destruction in the mideast, was not out of bounds to your attacks on the messengers.
- refused NASA scientists to speak with newspapers without clearing the text beforehand and having a Bush loyalist in the room.
Vlaimir is not accountable to anyone else in his governemnt so it was only natural for you to issued 750 "signing statements," which negated all the laws Congress passed during your term in office, declaring that you have the power to set aside the laws when they conflict with your legal interpretation of the Constitution.
The attack on 9/11 was the best thing that could have happened while you were in office, because you have used it to justify everything you needed to crown yourself the first American emperor, a mirror image of Vladimir Putin, the Russia emperor.
Do svidanya buddy!