Mar 2006

Holla, you didn't think we were asleep did you amigo?

Mr. President,
Your proposed immigration reform is off to a hairy start as over 100,000 protesters took to the streets in downtown Chicago to protest proposed H.R. 4437 which they consider unfair to immigrants. Police were not able to contain the tens of thousands of protesters as traffic came to a standstill.

According to media reports "many nationalities participated in the event including Irish, Polish, Chinese and African-American, The sea of flags, including those for Guatemala, Ecuador, Ireland and especially Mexico. But, U.S. flags were the most numerous."

This hostile Hispanic reaction to republican calls for stricter boarder control and mass deportation of illegal immigrants is another opportunity for you to look weak on national security if you back Hispanics.

Border incidents between Mexico and America has increased 108 per cent since last year. Well-armed drug runners traverse back and forth as immigrants continue to stream into the United States. So how are you going to handle this one amigo?


Returning American soldiers are not the only ones prone to suicide after leaving Iraq. Britain and more recently Japan has reported four Japanese soldiers have killed themselves after retuning from that war-torn country.

Police and the Japanese Defense Agency could not confirm the reasons for the suicides. But, even though these soldiers from the pacifist Japanese Construction unit had not fired a single shot, they were attacked by rockets as they worked on reconstruction in relatively safe Samawa,

The obviously wounded are the easiest to treat junior. The real number of wounded from your ill-advised war will not be known for a long time.



Are you running out of bullets yet?

How many training exercises can you afford? The U.S. South Korea's planned joint exercise dubbed RSOI and Foal Eagle. An unknown number of South Korean soldiers and 20,000 American troops will participate.

It makes it kind of hard to relocate these troops to Iraq or Iran if you want to keep the border safe with North Korea.

North Korea is routinely pissed off every year when this happens. But, how many more bullets will you use?

According to a requisition in May 2004 by the Army Field Support Command, the service needed 300m to 500m more bullets a year or more than 1.5m a year for combat and training.



At the time the single army-owned, small-calibre ammunition factory in Lake City, Missouri, could only produce only 1.2m bullets annually.

The army hustled to get private defence contractors to help fill the gap.

Specifically, the army was looking for 300m more bullets annually, potentially rising to 500m a year. At the rate Americans are returning fire after getting shot at in Iraq and Afghanistan, you might consider outsourcing more bullet manufacture.

I hear Wal Mart sells bullets, but they're probably from China.

As a side note, the figure of 30,000 dead Iraqi's you once gave us seems low if after three years of fighting and training we used about 4.5 million bullets, unless we used a hell of a lot of bullets in training exercises or American soldiers are piss-poor shots in Iraq.


I could be wrong, but force-feeding prisoners at Guantanimo is in direct contrast to what we ask of other countries and other countries seem to see the inconsistency. This is just one more opportunity for those french-loving-freedom-haters, to classify your treatment of prisoners as a another sad chapter in hypocrisy.


The doctor's motto "do no harm" doesn't apparently apply in Guantanimo, where you have prisoners force fed by inserting and removing tubes down their noses without anesthetics while they are strapped down in chairs.

Doctors from around the world can't believe the barbaric treatment. But, you had an answer for them too.

"It's a hassle" to deal with prisoners on hunger strike and besides that the Pentagon said, "Professional organization declarations by doctors, lawyers, dentists, etc. are not international treaties, therefore are non-binding and not applicable to sovereign nation-states."

So the answer comes down to, nah nah nah nah!

From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: March 11, 2006 4:15:23 PM CST
To: guzmatom@mac.com

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