Mar 2006

I saw you on the "World's Saddest Video" junior.

Mr. President,
Nixon had his tapes and you seem to be gathering a number of recordings yourself. The newly released video tapes acquired through the Freedom of Information Act, which may make the list of "World's Saddest Video," showed how you really behaved during Katrina, and it is not flattering junior.

They showed:
  • you were told the levees may not hold before they failed. Did you fib to us junior? I know I saw you on TV. You told us that no one could have thought this could have happened.
  • you were told it would probably be an unprecedented disaster. But, it was not important enough to cancel your vacation.
  • you didn't ask questions as if you didn't want to get too involved. You seemed detached yet ready with a politically correct comment.
  • You did attend a birthday party, played guitar while 1300 people died.
  • you still don't believe it's worth your time to visit the area or get more involved.

Why did you put such a wimp like Mike Leavitt in charge of Health and Human Services? The guy is yelling the sky is falling " all over the place junior! He's freaking just out because some chickens died on the other side of the earth. He actually said, "a pandemic was overdue."

I'm sure he was the one who got the governors all panicky yesterday. The pansy governors want their National Guard back because they say they can't handle any kind of pandemic if one hits us. Wha wha wha ! Tell them to stuff their concerns and that you are doing everything possible to deal with any possible health emergency. You've got a great record of dealing with emergencies. Everyone knows Katrina was Clinton's fault.


Doesn't it hurt when Hugo pushes his finger in your eye ?
"State homeless shelters and 20,000 people in Delaware will benefit from more than 1 million gallons of oil provided by CITGO under Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's heating oil assistance program."
Venezuela is showing the world how the world's largest capitalist system can't take care of its own poor.


Everybody wants to make you out to be a liar junior, and you only have yourself to blame junior.
You just had to tell everyone you didn't know Jack Abramoff and now Judicial Watch filed a lawsuit under the Federal Information Act to look at the White House visitor logs.

If they get those records what do you think they will find?

You can use the "Scooter" defense of "I have so many visitors I can't possibly remember them all" and "I am so busy ah ah ah I can't remember everything."
But, what about those pictures of you two together? When will they come out? If the Democrats are smart, they will let them leak out slowly between now and November.
Congratulations on India junior, you formally approved India's nuke's to "save oil consumption." Can Iran use the same line? Naw, I didn't think so.
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